internet down *SCREAM!!!*

i think the title of this post says it all. and i don't want to say any more, coz i just HAVE to keep this entry short. preferably SUPER short coz it took me TWO hours to get the Blogger startup page to load, and i already wrote this SUPER-long entry on the LV Miroir line, only to find out it didn't publish coz after clicking "Publish", it said "Page cannot be fucking found!"!!!! i could just SCRRREEAAAAMMM!!!! =( boohoo...i should stop whining. i have to keep this short, remember? if i do, somebody please shoot me!!! see what frustration does to someone? I'M TALKING TO MYSELF omgstopitstopit!!!!!

ok, maybe not really all of what i have to say about this screwed-up-third-world-internet-access-that-i'm-paying-for-A-LOT!!!! arrrggghhh!!!! i've been calling their customer services hotline for like a gazillion times since yesterday, and they still haven't sent anyone over to fix it. i may not be some tech-freak genius, but i'm pretty sure it's not MY fault. wait...maybe it is? NO...it's not my fault. i already had a few geeky friends come over to check it out and they all said it's my ISP.

customer-relations said they're having technical problems...nationwide. so at least that made me feel better that i'm not the only one pissed. ;) almost all of my friends use the same provider, so this could actually make room for some "quality time" with the lovely friends since we're all down and out. besides, our relationships have been revolving around around LJs, YMs, and MSN messengers far too long already. lol.

so please excuse me for not being able to update anytime soon. i love you all, and hopefully if you're actually reading this, you still have an itty-bitty spot there for me as well. ;) lol. besides, i'm taking this as a chance to relax and unwind.....hopefully. =/

hmmmm...nails done, cut & color + extra hair treatments, massage, clubbing, 11PM-coffee, DVD from last season marathon, OMG this blog has made me miss out on SO much, i should be GRATEFUL my internet access is screwed!!! lol. kidding. i love to blab. and i love the attention you guys are giving me. ;) i am afterall....just a girl. LOL!!!

errmmm...i know i said "short", but hey, at least it published!!! =)

4 days of absence and still unfinished task of organizing + shameful baghag query!!!

i know i know, i haven't updated. i've just been SO caught up with this whole organizing thing, it's not even funny anymore. at first it was like, "yeah, i think really should start reworking my junk" and kindda lessen the mess in my life...starting with my room.

but omg, i'm going insane!!!

i know i've already said this in my last post, but i STILL can't believe how much junk i've collected for the past year alone, i can't even remember HALF of the stuff i have!!! in a way, it was kindda fun...coz i now feel like i've just gone shopping with all the "new" loot i've unearthed from my very own closet. lol.

i totally recommend this for anyone who's materialistic and currently financially-incapacitated!! lol. shop in your own closet with an invisible credit card, you'd be surprised!! ;)...and yes, crazy coz of the invisible credit, but all good FUN nevertheless!

boring pictionary of cheeky's "work" coming up! i couldn't upload all the other shots. dude, i'm telling you, Blogger really hates me!! unfortunately, these that actually did upload are the less interesting ones. i'll post the rest tomorrow...or in a few hours, after giving myself a reward for all my huhuhu "hard work" in the form of an horrific caloriefest of blended chocolate-cream from Starbucks...and an hour with a lovely masseuse named, "Celia".

i'm so tired, i can barely type...just see the pics for yourself and you'd know WHY!! =( and what's worse is, i gruelled over it for days only to make it look like this: NORMAL AND ORDINARY!!! =( i should've taken "BEFORE" pics so you guys would understand. *bawl!!*

my ordinary closet # 1

my ordinary closet # 2

my ordinary closet # 3

my ordinary closet # 4

EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS INTO SHIT...OR ORDINARY!
and my Mom said i was special! *huhuhu*
dork!
shamful confession: so...after my Lockit-lusting, i asked good ol' pal, BT to ask the ever-so-fabulous Mrs. T on something so incredibly simple, it was just plain DUMB. good thing SHE asked the question and not me! lol! sorry girl!! but you gotta admit, it was pretty hilarious!!

so anyway, the chainsmoking girls and i were hanging out when they started to talk about my Lockit post which eventually led to this stupid wonder-game on who could con their dads...or moms first into buying them a Lockit (all Suhali, none MonoCanvas) .

suddenly, JM started to wonder what the GM, MM, and PM meant in LV bags. they all friggin' turned to ME for answers!!! i'm like, i have absolutely NO IDEA!!! we're no LV VIPs, and we certainly couldn't ask our moms, coz that'll only ruin any possible hope for a new overpriced (no, they're not. yeah, right) bag purchase, coz they'd already say, "no" before asking.

tip: always ask for the bag when already INSIDE the store, there's a bigger chance for actual checkout. lol.

all of a sudden, BT went all, "stop using up what's left of your brains and go ask Mrs. T!".

we all didn't want to, for fear of being called "ignorant"...even with the fact that we ALL were. lol. so, after what seemed like forever of relentless persuasion and just utter annoyance, we finally got BT to do it. lol.

she wasn't too happy bout it, but hey...important thing is she actually DID it. and Mrs. T was kind enough to answer our dumbass question.

so to the rest of the world who's too ashamed like us to acknowledge the fact that we're no LV experts, here are the answers to probably one of those questions you still haven't gotten answers to in your life and are too scared to ask...next to "when is he going to propose??"

courtesy of MRS. T:

GM = Grand Modele (the largest size) MM = Medium Modele (medium-sized)PM = Petite Modele (the smallest size)

Neiman Marcus' TOP 10 essentials for fall

neimanmarcus.com has come up with their TOP 10 essentials for fall, and i am going gaga over their selection ladies!!!! click here for to see their TOP 10. i'm still not done ogling!!

i'll update soon on my top picks...and of course, the most "affordable". by that, i mean, items actually worth paying much-needed moolah for. ;) lol!

everything is subjective and relative, right? sometimes, a $1,000+ handbag is already "a steal", but a $10 tanktop is a "ripoff"!!! lol!! besides, remember that i'm on the process of learning on how to be *ugh*...practical. lol!

TheBagHag's been duped...by a Cebuana!!!

edit: i just checked the URL of the perpetrators's site, http://trendtrader.multiply.com, and it's no longer there. LOL!! the cellphone number given is also out of coverage area.

what, got scared??? you were tough enough to STEAL, for crying out loud. now you're scurrying off and think you can just hide, forget about it, eventually con someone else and think you can still get away with it? sigh, whatever.

actual post:

ARRRGGGHH....THE NERVE!!!! I AM INFURIATED!!

lemme just say, before i start ranting (hopefully not, but whatever.)...i had a HORRIBLE day today, am sick as HELL (i feel like my head's about to crack open any second), and was not in exactly in the cheeriest of moods when i heard the news...

great, perfect timing.

good friend BT, just called and told me about what happened to Mrs. T's blog last month! last month, and i didn't even know about it! omg, have i really been that OFF lately??!!!! for crying out loud, i adore the woman, to the point of scary (but thank god not borderline stalker) fanatic, and i can't even read her blog regularly anymore and miss out on major news like this?!?!! i even put her name on MySpace "heroes"...yep, i have Myspace, buzz off. =P

whatever, headache again. back to the score...

someone blatantly stole her photos off her blog, even to the point of copying not just the images, but the text as well!!! thief! thief!

The Bag Hag's Blog

worst part? fucking moron is from CEBU!!! as if it's not bad enough that the world already thinks we're ALL (fuck generalizations) crap, SOMEONE had to do this and deflate our already-bad image once again?

seriously, nobody's even speaking up about how bad the situation really is. even Filipinos (from the rest of the country) think Cebuanos are crap. we've been profiled as "just maids, drivers, hos, and whatnots" for the past god-knows-how-long...and it's already making me go insane as to why we all just can't be...decent, at the very least! never mind class, fashion, fame, style, and luxury. BASIC HUMAN DECENCY PEOPLE!!!! coz the REAL good people of Cebu are paying for your fuckups! yo, i'm no saint. not even close. but i DO know the basics. i don't steal, i don't cheat, i don't lie (well, at least not totally grave ones. just tiny fibs to get out of trouble with the 'rents. lol). i DO wish harm on other people though, which is also bad, and i'm aware of it. just like i'm aware that i really want to hurt someone right now!! arrrrgggh!!!

i don't even want to talk any more on how i feel about this issue. i'll stop before my head actually cracks, coz the pain is already too much to bear.

SCREW ALL FORMS OF PIRACY! PERIOD!

read from THE REAL BAG HAG'S BLOG, and buy from THE REAL TRESORMAKATI!!!

whatever i blabbityblabbed, i don't care if i sound insane. all i know is i am pissed. and i am ashamed of this...this ughness. i am SICK. i am just not happppyyyyyyyyy...

BRYANBOY on GMA-7?

i was just reading Bryanboy's latest post...call me assuming, but i think our very own celebrity internet-queen just might be on yet another local tv show. ohhh, i really do hope so. i haven't had the chance to watch all his previous tv guestings. that breakfast show was way too early, and the rest...i've was too darn busy, and i am just not happy bout that!!! *pout*

no people, we don't have Tivo in the third world! =P

SOME FILIPINO-CHINESE MILLIONAIRE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!!!!

i have adored Bryanboy for years, but i still haven't had the guts to send him an "I L♥VE BRYANBOY" photo to be posted on his site. =) me shyyyy!!! ;)

i quiver in the presence of real royalty! lol!

anyhoo...please please please support BRYANBOY's site. and i assure you, it'll be a fun ride!!!

BRYANBOY: Le Superstar Fabuleux

ego down, but pride is still way up UP UP!!

accidentally viewed one of my favorite blogs just now...and what a wonderful wakeup welcome (3 Ws!!! yes, that's lame) it was!!! =)

note: yes, i just woke up... =P

The Fash Pack: Cebu
i feel kindda bad, coz the post was (SO) about what i really SHOULD be posting, rather than my usual thingamajigs. seriously, this whole blog has been more like this big personal wishlist for the world to read (hoping one of my friends could get the hint and Fedex me some goodies!!!!), rather than my goal of showcasing Cebu's uber-chic lot. oh fuck it. i don't want to go out, much less write about what i SHOULD be doing. =( i am fucked, and i'm not doing anything about it. boohoo.....give me a month, i'll be ok then...and hopefully, back to "normal"...if that ever means anythign nowadays. *snicker* but my ego is still quite bruised, coz i feel even more useless than usual. =(

BUT...much love love love and ever so grateful to the wonderful Fash Pack for posting a nice article about the opening of a new itlian restaurant called, Acqua, in our much-loved Shangri-la Mactan, Cebu!!!

*i have yet to actually try the Acqua experience to be able to post something about it. i promise to give a proper update...soon*

thanks to The Fash Pack's pictionary, i saw a lot of Cebu's oohlalas at the opening. Bunny Ludo was there...surprise! lol. kidding, i love her! she's so nice, i get hurt just thinking how hard it'd be for me to be as genuine as she is. =) i still can't understand how skinny she is when she's one of Cebu's most popular restaurateurs. life is so unfair. oh well...

and of course, one of my heroes (i actually put that in MySpace!), Teresing Mendezona, was there as well. a lot of other newbies, that i'd rather not mention, for fear of making some major mistake, and as usual, expats galore. =) i'd also like to note that there was even a Goyard St. Louis GM in yellow present at the event. the fourth one i've seen so far within Cebu. yes, i keep count because i am shallow, lame, pathetic, and have absolutely nothing else better to do with my time but oggle at other people's things...sometimes bodies and faces. =)

now, why wasn't i invited???!!!!!! oh yeah, i'm not important. lol.

so in turn, it's all good... it's still a proud day for me (for us all) knowing someone has newly-discovered that we're not so "backward" (as we're usually called) afterall. ;)

so to The Fash Pack...THANK YOU THANK THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! =)

OMG MYSPACE!!!!

ok, i've officially gone NUTS!!! i caved in to MySpace...fuck. 4 years, and i have just decided NOW. see how lame i am?? gawd...i seriously need to straighten out my act. hello, i was pretty fuddled when i did it. i have an excuse, so lay off! like YOU guys don't have MySpace!!! =P

ok, so i took a safety buzz earlier with the full intention of signing up for MySpace, just so i could have an excuse NOW. there, i said it. =P

oh whatever, at least i got to practice my html skills...eventhough there's a bigass rolling whiteboard beside me right now with all the necessary html codes that i had my brother's webmonkey write on yesterday afternoon. =P ahhhhh ptoooeeey!!!! i'm unhappy, so give me a break. i'll post a more sane explanation tomorrow...make that LATER, after i wake up, and enjoy an expected nice hangover.

TT is so going to laugh...and spit on my face the second as she finds out about this. lawrd why me??!!!!!

edit: (taken from my MySpace blahblahs...)

oh yeah...i just went on a crazy "Add to Friends" frenzy earlier...so if you happen to be one of those unfortunate people i powerclicked for a request for invitation, then i probably think you're fabulous...or hot, or both...or i'm just plain drunk. =D but please please don't panic coz you think some crazy bitch of a stranger is stalking you!! lol!!! i just got sad when i saw the "Cheeky has 0 friends" note...god i need a life...

...i mean it though, and i'm putting it up again here, coz i shamelessly plugged this blog add on my profile earlier, and i'm afraid it's already too late to cop out now. yep...not only did i sign up for the damn thing, i also embarrassed myself by OVERclicking on practically every profile i viewed that appealed to me. oh god, what could those people be thinking when they see my request? i swear, it was blatant harassment!!! it was like me running around Times Square...wait wait...*local local!!!!!* MANGO AVENUE, butt-neked screaming "ADD ME!! ADD ME!!!!"!!!!!!!!

PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC!!!!!

i am a fool to think i'm cut out for myspace...seriously. i'm scared of the vile reactions i just might get the next time i check my emails, and turn on my cellphone to be bombarded with phonecalls and text messages from real friends and again be ridiculed for my bad decisions. =) lol. ahhh...life. life life life life life life liffffffffffffe.........

i feel so vulnerable right now...i miss my ♥LJ♥. i should've just sticked to LJ. Blogspot is so..."out there". =(

oh fuck it...i can't turn back now. i'd be too much of a charlatan than i already am, if i say i'm too embarrassed to do yet another stupid thing like canceling my MySpace account. so with that said...ADD ME!! ADD ME!!!. do it.

www.myspace.com/xbucheeky

edit part deux:

OMGOMGOMG...the press is right. MySpace really IS powerful!!!!!! was just about to call it a night, and jump into bed, when...

damn, only 1 hour after my...that thing i did...i get 3 friend requests???? oooo oooo!!! make that 5!!! my YM just popped up saying i have 2 more new friend requests!!!!! and these are complete strangers, i'm tellin ya...all of my friends, both real and imaginary, are still out right now and will probably be home to check this post by 6AM later (that is, of course, if they're not as hammered as expected). one of the requests was from this tom brady guy. he's some sort of NFL guy, i don't know. i bet half of my inheritance that he's not really THE tom brady. probably his publicist, assistant, or some freako stalker of a fan who's too cheap to make a decent .com site slash shrine dedicated to his "idol". wait...i shouldn't be mean, coz i might lose "a friend". and for somebody who currently only has 5 friends (all of which, i don't even know personally!!!!!!), i can't afford to lose one!!! god...i know, i know...it's lame. and god knows i already need to sleep, but dammit, this is better than caffeine!

forget all that rara i said earlier...i now love MySpace! it's good for my ego, and it feeds my delusions that i am special, and in-demand. lol!!!