a night of chi-chi to celebrate L'original Cheeky!!

AHHHH...FINALLY! a decent saturday night of just FUN FASYON & FABULOUSITY!!!

it was the birthday celebration of none other than The Original Cheeky of this small little city we call "Cebu", Miss CTP.

and in the usual fabulous fashion that L'Cheeky is oh-so-known-for, she celebrated her *bleep*th b-day atop one of Cebu's most-recognized buildings --Ayala Life FGU Center.

photo from TT, coz she was the only one who had decent pics from the party, since we were all...hammered.
the following photos are really blurry, but it was the best i could do with my sorry photography skills and all-the-way-up-there-level of intoxication. =(

FGU's rooftop view

photos of le célébrant d'anniversaire (left) and her sister, Mizz La LPE (right). ;)

i know it's kindda hard to tell, but try to look closer at those gorgeous shoulderblades!!! would you believe Miss Cheeky already has FIVE boys??!!! and she still has the bod, skin, and hair (not to mention a TDF wardrobe) that most 20-year olds would KILL for!!!

life is SO unfair, go figure. lol.

(told y'all the photos are screwed. lol!!)

Miss Cheeky was wearing a fabulous halter Pucci-esque dress by...errrmm...i forgot which designer, since i was too drunk then when she told me. lol. gimme a break, i deserved last night's freeflowing champagne-whoring. ;)

regardless of how drunk we ALL were, it was undeniably THE private party this season!!! and she was surprised i was able to go, since it was the soft opening of The Loft at I.T. Park. are you kidding me??!!! i wouldn't have missed this party even if the entire Skyrise Building (which is kindda funny, coz it only has like what, 5 floors? lol) was flooding with Goyard bags and Hermes goodies...wait, who am i kidding now? ok I would've dropped by ITP first, grabbed a shitload of freebies, but STILL go to her birthday! lol.

everything served was heavenly, excellent champagne (especially since i've become so accustomed to the cheap kind lately. lol) and cocktails --not to mention an uber-cute bartender, and every single guest was dressed-to-killll! yours truly, excluded. *bawl* now i hope you understand why i don't bother to post photos of myself!!! ohtheshame!!! lol

oh, and the entire night was FAKE-FREE!!!! ohhhhhh...ahlaveit!!! mostly Vuittons (surprise surprise), a few Chanel-toting matronix, a handful of Hermes and Fendi (i spotted a lovely gold python Spy), a couple of Goyards, and loads of Prada (i swear, TDWP movie made such a huge marketing impact on Prada. lol. which i don't get, since most of the clothes, bags and shoes featured on TDWP weren't even Prada?) rarely do you get to end an entire day/night out without seeing a fake Vuitton or Fendi here in the third world, it's not even funny.

seriously, the entire night exceeded all of my expectations. all of her birthday bashes of yesteryears were always fab, but this one was MAJOR. and i was lucky enough to have gatecrashed. lol!!! i can't wait 'til next year, babe! ;)

Cheers to that! ;)

La Lohan gets dumped....YES!!

is it so bad if i feel GREAT after having just discovered that La Diva Lohan has just been dumped by richboy hottie Harry Morton? People just reported it, read bout the whole scoop here.

awwwwwww...just when she thought he was going to MARRY her after that megawatt Cartier bling of a ring he recently gave her.

now we can all feel better bout not being her. yeah sure she has like loads of Hermes, Chanel, and Balenciaga. yeah sure she's like BFFs with Karl Lagerfield and Marc Jacobs. yeah sure, I'M JEALOUS. which is exactly why i feel SOOO GREAT RIGHT NOW. lol.

i never gave a woot when i heard she broke her wrist. who cares? emotional pain is WAY better to "get back" at undeserving bitches that you're just SO SUPER jealous of. she is human afterall...and a miserable one, too.

jealousy is me. jealousy is ALL OF US. jealousy is a bad bad thing, but it sure does make life fun when you see the source of your pain get hurt. oh come on, admit it...you know you feel luuuvvvly too!!! lol.

Prince Andrea Casiraghi was in the Philippines and i was too lazy to know sooner...

i think i just might have to scream and not care if the home owners' association's president knocks on my door and give me a piece of her nasty mind.

Andrea Albert Pierre Casiraghi was in the Philippines for a week, and i didn't even know about it. it was in the news and everything. the whole third world knew, and i didn't. great, talk about being up to date with current events to broaden my sic, self-centered and shallow mind!!!!!

his visit to the Philippines was for mainly for his mother's charity, to reach out to the children of the third world. he even went to visit Payatas!! I'VE never even been to Payatas...yet. i seriously need to give back...more. hey, if a royal can do that, why can't us "lowly commoners", right?

see how big of an impact that boy has on me? i have totally forgotten about all my wants, my needs. and actually considering totally bursting my shallow and materialistic bubble to go to fucking Payatas and be friendlyfriends, hughugkisskiss with poor children that smell like dead rats. seriously.

a few friends told me they had the chance to meet him at Nuvo sometime last week whenever, i don't care anymore coz hello, I WASN'T THERE!!! =( bitches kept on asking why i didn't go...uhmmm...i'm a nobody, and i'm in CEBU??! if i WAS there, not THAT, would be surprising!! huhuhuhu

i usually don't like long hair on guys...but come on! he's fucking royalty, you can't argue with that! =) i'll take scruffy blond long hair anytime over bucktooth William. ok, so maybe i will. if he'll have me, 'course i will! lol. gawd..why am i such a lowlife?? sad part is, i actually know why. =)

i googled him and came up with tidbits of info on our blond prince...

Education: Lycée Jeanne d'Arc, Saint Aspais, Fontainebleau, France.

sigh...i knew my mother had a point when she told me to go to AUP. why? why did i have to disobey and suffer now? i should be so lucky for crying out loud!!!

i know i choose not post personal photos, for fear of being seen and (might be) recognized in public and be pelted with rotten eggs, with the exception of one. one photo. just one photo with him, and it would've truly kept me satisfied until the next royalty love-of-my-life comes along. i definitely would've posted it EVERYWHERE!

Myspace, HERE, Flickr, Photobucket, Multiply...hell, EVERYWHERE!!!!

Personality: sensitive, introvert, cordial, sportive, admires his late father.

*swoon* i don't care if he's so stereotypical and sounds like a fictional character from some children's book...or an r-rated paperback.

Hobbies:

• Football

i love football!!! 95% of the boys...and men i've adored over the years are soccer players!! lol.

• Horse riding

i throughly enjoy horseback riding, plus it's the (obviously) best excuse to wear those absolutely wonderful riding boots! =)

• Water sports

uhhmm...i love to swim, and i like lounging by the beach? both with proper skin protection. and i play bowling (hello, SPORT) on my cellphone sometimes when bored while floating.

• Skiing

errrr...hello, Las Islas Filipinas!!! we sweat, not shiver. ;) which is why all 6 trips to ski resorts in my life have not been very pleasant in the actual skiing part. =(

• collecting Swatch-watches

by god, i will resurrect all those Swatch watches i've accumulated in the 80's and the 90's. screw tacky and color-overload...ok, maybe not. prince or no prince. =D

• Reading

*faint* we ARE destined for each other...

see? 1 out 6 isn't so bad, it's almost perfect! =) afterall, there's no such thing as a perfect life, so he'll just have to settle with me. =D

sigh, pretention is so much fun. =D but the snap back to reality can be SO brutal. trust me, i'm having a major headache right now from swimming in that dizzying pool of imaginary royal fantasy.

prince + cheeky = VALIUM

fuck, i don't have any. i'll settle for some Advil and Tylenol. pfft. loser loser loser

TheBagHag's been duped...by a Cebuana!!!

edit: i just checked the URL of the perpetrators's site, http://trendtrader.multiply.com, and it's no longer there. LOL!! the cellphone number given is also out of coverage area.

what, got scared??? you were tough enough to STEAL, for crying out loud. now you're scurrying off and think you can just hide, forget about it, eventually con someone else and think you can still get away with it? sigh, whatever.

actual post:

ARRRGGGHH....THE NERVE!!!! I AM INFURIATED!!

lemme just say, before i start ranting (hopefully not, but whatever.)...i had a HORRIBLE day today, am sick as HELL (i feel like my head's about to crack open any second), and was not in exactly in the cheeriest of moods when i heard the news...

great, perfect timing.

good friend BT, just called and told me about what happened to Mrs. T's blog last month! last month, and i didn't even know about it! omg, have i really been that OFF lately??!!!! for crying out loud, i adore the woman, to the point of scary (but thank god not borderline stalker) fanatic, and i can't even read her blog regularly anymore and miss out on major news like this?!?!! i even put her name on MySpace "heroes"...yep, i have Myspace, buzz off. =P

whatever, headache again. back to the score...

someone blatantly stole her photos off her blog, even to the point of copying not just the images, but the text as well!!! thief! thief!

The Bag Hag's Blog

worst part? fucking moron is from CEBU!!! as if it's not bad enough that the world already thinks we're ALL (fuck generalizations) crap, SOMEONE had to do this and deflate our already-bad image once again?

seriously, nobody's even speaking up about how bad the situation really is. even Filipinos (from the rest of the country) think Cebuanos are crap. we've been profiled as "just maids, drivers, hos, and whatnots" for the past god-knows-how-long...and it's already making me go insane as to why we all just can't be...decent, at the very least! never mind class, fashion, fame, style, and luxury. BASIC HUMAN DECENCY PEOPLE!!!! coz the REAL good people of Cebu are paying for your fuckups! yo, i'm no saint. not even close. but i DO know the basics. i don't steal, i don't cheat, i don't lie (well, at least not totally grave ones. just tiny fibs to get out of trouble with the 'rents. lol). i DO wish harm on other people though, which is also bad, and i'm aware of it. just like i'm aware that i really want to hurt someone right now!! arrrrgggh!!!

i don't even want to talk any more on how i feel about this issue. i'll stop before my head actually cracks, coz the pain is already too much to bear.

SCREW ALL FORMS OF PIRACY! PERIOD!

read from THE REAL BAG HAG'S BLOG, and buy from THE REAL TRESORMAKATI!!!

whatever i blabbityblabbed, i don't care if i sound insane. all i know is i am pissed. and i am ashamed of this...this ughness. i am SICK. i am just not happppyyyyyyyyy...

Lindsay Lohan's hippie mode

that "brunette to blonde" post made an old friend, JS (girl, where are you?) email me this photo:

what's happening to Lindsay Lohan??

ok, bandana, sweatblots on the tanktop, inner pockets showing below the shorts, and cigarette on hand? i-just-had-sex-inside-the-suv-look? classy? surrreee, whatever you say, girl. you're the "celebrity"! if tacky is your thing, US Weekly would probably just say you're researching for a role. =P

the "hippie look" didn't work for Mariah Carey at the peak of her much-publicized breakdown (know what they say, bad publicity is still publicity! lol)....what the hell made La Lohan think she could pull it off?

ok, why did i just say that...i shouldn't be comparing anyone to Mariah. especially considering since for the past decade, Mariah's only assets are just that....assets. real estate, massive bank accounts, ludicrous insurance policies and major bootay. ;)

i need major revamping, and i can't write about anything else. i'm beached, and i don't know how to get out of this slump.

trashy mental state = trashy celebrity dissing.

BRYANBOY on GMA-7?

i was just reading Bryanboy's latest post...call me assuming, but i think our very own celebrity internet-queen just might be on yet another local tv show. ohhh, i really do hope so. i haven't had the chance to watch all his previous tv guestings. that breakfast show was way too early, and the rest...i've was too darn busy, and i am just not happy bout that!!! *pout*

no people, we don't have Tivo in the third world! =P

SOME FILIPINO-CHINESE MILLIONAIRE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!!!!

i have adored Bryanboy for years, but i still haven't had the guts to send him an "I L♥VE BRYANBOY" photo to be posted on his site. =) me shyyyy!!! ;)

i quiver in the presence of real royalty! lol!

anyhoo...please please please support BRYANBOY's site. and i assure you, it'll be a fun ride!!!

BRYANBOY: Le Superstar Fabuleux

a proud moment for Cebu's spenderellas

BT emailed me a link of one of her Flickr contacts. i'm not an active Flickr member, because one: i'm too cheap to pay their premium for a pro account, eventhough BT, TT, and i are quite loyal to it coz random viewers can't just right click, save and claim it as their own (compared to other popular photo sites such as Photobucket, Imageshack and Multiply). especially those with delicate details of designer handbags! shame on you eBay scammers! =)

so anyway...this girl, adlaw, is amazing. she's apparently either from Cebu, or somewhere in the Visayan region, coz well, she knows Bisaya (local dialect). =) but she's based in manila...i think. i'm not sure, i don't know her personally...and neither does BT. she's just on her contact list coz adlaw is also a fabulous photographer but second only to being a more fabulous materialistic shoe and bag addict! lol!

please DO check out mizz adlaw's photostream.

girl, i am SO proud of you! i really can no longer stand the stereotype of Cebuanos or Visayan people being just MAIDS, DRIVERS, or some other form of manpower!!!! we DO have pride! and we DO HAVE moolah to splurge on things aside from basic commodities!!! lol!

ring ring!!!! hello Lhullhier, Aboitiz?? (speaking of which, that Amparito Lhullhier is such a style inspiration for us all! nevermind that daughter Monique is taking Hollywood by storm!)

so i am urging all you guys FROM CEBU to NOT BE AFRAID to flaunt that excess! come on, power to the people!!! lol! this is our chance to show to the world that we are not just the "Inday" and "Dodong"s of the world, for crying out loud!!! there IS fabulousity that exists within our little island, and it's high time we flaunt it! don't you think so?

if you know are one, or you know anyone, and have photos to back up your "image", please do email me at xebucheeky@yahoo.com, and please, don't insult me by sending me photos of fake Guccis and Pradas...i won't be amused. =)

i know i'm quite lazy, but rest assured, i WILL take time to blog bout you and your fabulous collezione. ;)

this is such an out-of-the-blue decision...i'll post a better explanation soon on what i really want. coz i'm too hungry to function properly (at TT would say)!!! lol!

stealing crushes

OMG TT! i SO agree with you on lee dong wook. girl, that boy is SUPER FINE! i swear to god i was all ♥ to death! oh don't worry bout us making fun of you. we still will, but girl your lusting is more than justified! i watched it earlier. i can't believe you have taste! errr...i mean, i can't believe you like boys! errrrr...ok, i'll stop with the "i can't believe"s now. I DOWNLOADED HIS PHOTOS TOO right after watching my girl! LOL!

ladies, may i present the one man that changed all of our minds on TT!!

i am so loving the whole boyish charms ek ek lately. and the man is perfect! he's not really like "hot hot", but damn he's totally boyfriend material! the type you'd just want to brag to your girlfriends, act as if he's not such a big deal to OTHER girls, and be his baby when you're alone with him just so he could take care of you and shower you with all that precious love and attention and well...so much more.;) god we girls can be such hypocrites sometimes! LOL.

oh why can't i find a guy like that in cebu?? sure, lotsa chinese and koreans here, but no lee dong wook caliber! if you know anyone or if you ARE one, message me! LOL. slut!