La Lohan gets dumped....YES!!

is it so bad if i feel GREAT after having just discovered that La Diva Lohan has just been dumped by richboy hottie Harry Morton? People just reported it, read bout the whole scoop here.

awwwwwww...just when she thought he was going to MARRY her after that megawatt Cartier bling of a ring he recently gave her.

now we can all feel better bout not being her. yeah sure she has like loads of Hermes, Chanel, and Balenciaga. yeah sure she's like BFFs with Karl Lagerfield and Marc Jacobs. yeah sure, I'M JEALOUS. which is exactly why i feel SOOO GREAT RIGHT NOW. lol.

i never gave a woot when i heard she broke her wrist. who cares? emotional pain is WAY better to "get back" at undeserving bitches that you're just SO SUPER jealous of. she is human afterall...and a miserable one, too.

jealousy is me. jealousy is ALL OF US. jealousy is a bad bad thing, but it sure does make life fun when you see the source of your pain get hurt. oh come on, admit it...you know you feel luuuvvvly too!!! lol.